Dure augurken

Tja... Amerikanen...

Hij doet et niet

:/

Stupidity

Well, if you're wearing pants like that it's rather obvious.

Dude, where's my car?

After half a minute this dude's car slowly disappears... and he doesn't notice.

Oh no, a snowball!

Run!

Nelson Mandela dead

Remember kids, this is what happens if you drink too much.

Long Distance Surfing

^_^

Fundies say the darndest things

"Jesus is not of Middle Eastern descent"

He can't even pour himself a beer

"The US President did seem to have a bit of trouble, pooring himself a beer."

The Nintendo 64 one is the best

"Siiiir..? What happened to this game?"

"Nothing! I just cut it to fit in my Compaq! It should work -- I just bought it!"

Cardboard threat

Proof that American cops aren't the only ones who are retards.

And i thought Scientology was retarded

Native Americans came from Jerusalem, that's why they're genetically related to North-East Asian peoples.

What revolves around the Earth?

Pwned by the audience. ^_^

Dexter ain't got nothing on you

For the record, they make nukes out of U-235...

Good riddance

I can walk on water, really i can!