Friday, September 30, 2005

Shining - a heartwarming story

Heh.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Canadians got there first

They got there 5 days earlier...Jebus Christ.

Those wacky Belgians

I guess at least they didn't have to go far to bury her.

Beedogs

Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.

Stop the Bob

That's so brilliant it's scary.

Hippy Sandals

Spread seed by walking. :/

Million Dollar Homepage

You probably heard of this, it's quite neat.

Watch your tongue

I'm not worried.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

IQ - vote comparison

Well that sure is a surprise...^^

Sunday, September 25, 2005

The genius behind the monkey

This has actually been suggested by people who were serious too.

Sort of.

How far the US army will go

No diploma? Drug addict? Not a problem.

It was all about oil after all!

I love it.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Dumb and Dumber

Dubaya Tee Ef mate?!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Pope Palpatine: "Gays did it!"

Papal Pope Palpatine -everyone's favourite Catholic Führer- used to be the head of the Organisation That Blames Innocents at Random, formerly known as the Organisation That Blames and Burns Innocents at Random (the Inquisition) finally decided to deal with this little problem he had to deal with. Obviously his research has been thorough, he warned Bishops about from talking to the cops when he was still Grand Inquisitor and that's some time ago, and it's been fruitful! The whole nonchalant 'i couldn't care less' and 'it's less then 1% of the Priests who did this' attitude was just a façade - he was secretly investigating it all along! And guess who did it?! Gays, of course! This is not just some filthy baseless accusation and trick to get rid of gays in the Church, it's the truth!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Super Static Man

I wonder what'd happened if he had self-combused. He was wearing a woolen shirt so that might've kept him safe (for a while) and he'd totally have been The Human Torch just without the flying.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Superfast Firefox

If the link doesn't work simply do this:

-Type "about:config" in the URL bar.
-Type "network.http.pipelining" in the Filter.
-Change the value to "true".
-Type "network.http.proxy.pipelining" in the Filter.
-Change the value to "true".
-Type "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" in the Filter.
-Change the value to something higher (i set it to 12).
-Right click anywhere and select "New" > "Integer"
-Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and make its value "0".

It's really bloody fast.

Flying Spaghetti Monster = God!

Pwned.

Sea-lions sunk my ship!

:/

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Super mice (3)

Mice who are twice as old, regenerating mice, immortal mice...where does it end?

Super mice (2)

Meet Yoda the oldest -now dead- mouse in the world, and his cagemate Princess Leia.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Chat with god

Well, ALICE, but it's close.

"Why my Bush is better than our President"

"My pussy did not spend millions of the taxpayer’s money to fly military aircraft 30 miles and land on the USS Abraham Lincoln just for a photo opportunity."

The two last men on earth

"Oh my god!"
- Indeed.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Erm, ouch?

It has to be removed surgically...O_o

What shall i be (2005)

A gold digger is a woman who only cares about her looks and hooking up with some rich guy.

What shall i be (1966)

Teh revolutionary.

Imagine seeing someone...

holding a barbie to his ear and talking/listening to it. :/

Your cat will love this

A collar to help out his braindead boss.

"I like everything in 3s"

Trible bypass, triple marriage...

Hate your neighbours?

Solution ^

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Fool

Goatse strikes again!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Regenerating mice

Just fucking awesome...