Genius Burnout

Didn't go quite as expected.

I am computer literate!

"I have no fear of the media, in fact I welcome this publicity." He looks real bright too.

The Bladder Buddy

I really wonder what those people who saw him use it thought. Some guy pulls an oversized garbage bag out of a bag he's always carrying (!), wraps it around himself then messes around in the crotch area.

I bet pedophiles would love to have one.

The Fart Deodorizer

The idea alone that you would wear this...

Leprechaun gimme da gold

No braces in Crighton, apparently.

Everyone who seen the leprechaun say yeah!

Goddess Bunny Tapdancer

A deformed (polio) tapdancing dragqueen.

Dude...

Jezus Christ

Well, he's the moron who started this bullshit, might as well bring it to his attention.

Women get sterile just looking at you

I really wonder what the hell the "erection killer" is supposed to look like or what gender it is.

Insane throw

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

Kick ass

Ouch.

Berlusconi's special greeting

I wonder if the traffic cop ever figured out what happened

Only in the Netherlands...

What the hell did they feed that kid?

Knife, knife, penis, knife, knife...

I love how he disappeared into his home only to return with another set of knives. :D

Disco Jezus

Time to boogie.

Talking phonebooth

Please send out your least favourite child.

Bunny?

Groot konijn, yay.

Human leapfrogs

That guy with the axl+salto especially is amazing.

Second luckiest person ever

After the guy who won that car at the lotteries, of course...

Ultimate yo-yo ninja

Well, not quite, but he could be!

Have it your way

Too awesome for comments.

Religion brings out the best in people II

Phelps is the guy who started godhatesfags.com and a bunch of other god hates sites. He's pretty funny.

Religion brings out the best in people

Dorksided astrology buddhism!

Best. Punishment. EVAR!

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together"

At least football's good for one thing

This, i guess.