Hot Monkey Love!

Ew. Just ew.

Sims 2 = pedo practice!

I wonder what it's like to be such a fucking retard...

Stupid questions

"I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true. "

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people...

Dove ad fun

Heh.

Drive By Spoiler

Snape kills Dumbledore!

Quotes from American retards

The majority of the people who die of AIDS are Christian Africans. Also, the Dutch were there greatest slavers, not muslims.

Microsoft Earth is evil!

Or they just haven't updated it in 4 years...

Open up for the plane

Only 14 bucks to get your kids to eat their food...

Food gone horribly wrong

That eggplant looks really scary.

Wack your boss

I can only find 12 ways dammit.

The American solution to EVERYTHING

^^

First peeping cops

Now outdoor orgies. We Dutch sure know how to make the news. :D

999 love

I wonder if he managed to constantly get the same operator. :/

Rubber Johnny

Weird.

Stars in Japanese ads

Warning: Might drive you insane.

Very useful research

Wow, prayer doesn't do jack, who would've thought? :eyebrows:

The Aristocrat

LOL!

Unborn a suspect

Reminds me of Chris Rock going on about how he sometimes hates life because he was born a suspect: "The day i was born, anything happen in a 3 block radius i was a suspect". :D

Those crazy Japs

Butts-in-jeans fetishist...

Bored durnig an exam?

Propose!

It's not mine!

Though i do have a tattoo of exactly the same gun...down to the serial number...

Why Toyota prefers Canada

"In Alabama, trainers had to use "pictorials" to teach some illiterate workers how to use high-tech plant equipment."

"In addition to lower training costs, Canadian workers are also $4 to $5 cheaper to employ partly thanks to the taxpayer-funded health-care system in Canada, said federal Industry Minister David Emmerson."

That's just too funny.

What's your global footprint?

My score:

Food 0.9
Mobility 0
Shelter 0.3
Goods/services 0.2
Total footprint 1.4

Worldwide, there exist 1.8 biologically productive global hectares per person.

If everyone lived like you, we would need 1.0 planets.

NASA sued by Russian astrologist

Astrologists believe that stars actually have a significant effect our lives...they're the ones who make a living writing random utter bullshit (horoscopes).

Scientists create zombie dogs

At least we have Milla Jovovich in case this goes wrong.

Boobs not bombs

Best is the cop explaining why this isn't a "nuisance".

Grabbing an arm = sexual offense

Only in America...

Mmm pie

Imagine how he felt. It's too funny.

Neanderthals would've liked rap and rock

Heh.

Seedy Sanchez

Remember Fanta Shokata? This is even more advanced. :)