Thursday, June 30, 2005

How to not bite your nails

I'm tempted to try...

Friday, June 24, 2005

Sauron is watching you

Trés cool.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Holy toast...

Jebus fucking christ. What's next, people are gonna think some all-mighty womenhater made the world in a week?

Free Tom

Equally pathetic.

Free Katie

Some people really don't have anything better to do...

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Girl saved by lions

Quite weird. Note the part where it says 70% of all marriages involve abducted brides...:/

Buy a handshake...

For fucks sake this isn't even funny anymore...

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

300 proofs god exists

This stuff kicks ass, handy to instantly win discussions with retards.

The perfect woman

She'll do anything for you...:/

Monday, June 20, 2005

Bibleman

This is real. I thought it was a joke, but googling, wiki-ing and imdb-ing all proved the opposite.

Jebus Fucking Christ.

MS engineers get pwned

A few minutes...:D

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Catholic retards demonstrate in Spain

"Marriage can only be between man and a woman," said Agustin Cruz, 41. "It's a divine and natural law. Marriage of homosexuals is a lie. You have to call things by their name. The first lie begins when you start calling queers 'gays.' They're queers, it's not an insult, it's the definition of that race of people."

Truly hilarious.

God has performed a miracle

It must be amazing to be so truly and utterly retarded that you can spit out crap like that.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

An American Teacher in Japan

This stuff is freaking hilarious. Cherry boy, Kancho, Stroky, Japanese Velma, etc are all the stuff of legends.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

There's no such thing as bad publicity

However, bad advertising does exist...

Listening to Aguilera is torture!

I would've said "finally there's proof", but they used Metallica in Iraq...maybe just St.Anger?

Chick tract parody archive

Every retard needs a parody, and this site has great stuff, especially the parody comics rock.

Chick tracts

For the five people who don't know them. Jack Chick is a failed artist who then found Jebus. Now he makes these poorly drawn propaganda comics. that tell us every other religion is wrong and now matter how good or bad you are, only accepting Jebus will get you into heaven. Or, to quote the tract i linked to:

"Poor Helen is completely brainwashed. She believes her system is the only way to heaven."

How not to mail

"Use email to deliver bad news – It gets you out of that uncomfortable face-to-face situation when you have to give someone bad news. Who wants to hear all that crying anyway?"

I wish one of my former bosses took that to heart. Firing someone over mail?

Nerds do it better

Woo, revenge of the nerds part 25. :)

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Woa...

Monday, June 13, 2005

Smoking is healthy

In China, at least. I guess at least it will help fight overpopulation...:/

Stuff on my cat

That's quite beyond pillows.

Bait Car Vids

You'd almost feel sorry for them...

Friday, June 10, 2005

Windows XP ProN edition

This is not a fake...:D

Date me Natalie!

You're bored, you can make ugly websites and you have a Natalie Portman obsession...what do you do?

Joe the Canadian

A chesterfield is a couch...:/

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Street Fighter Salsa

This is just too cool.

And one for Oz

Heh.

42 below

Hilarious, the last one was so unexpected. :D

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Stephen Hawking and Davros: A love story

This is quite disturbing.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Evanescence's pre-Fallen stuff

Downloadable for free, and legal too. You just need to sign up for the forum and you're off.

How Hilton was Hacked

Seriously...

Kittenfight!

Sort of.

Porcupine Dress

Sure to surprise any husband.