Wisdom of the Jawas

"At last i reveal myself"

"Give me the keys"

"Rise"

Sheer brilliance.

The Koran must be flushed!

Brilliant. Just, truly truly brilliant. If you consider shooting yourself in your foot as being something utterly brilliant to do.

Morse beats SMS

Trés cool. :D

Now that's target-group marketing!

Gotta love it. ^^

151 kg woman sent to zoo for x-ray

Hilarious. Especially the part where that zoo doesn't have that kind of equipment and the call to stop "discrimination" of obese fucks.

That shows real integrity

Bestiality and gay sex are fine, but abortion is evil!

More evil than Slash!

Some people are really fucking stupid.

Cool metal statues

Especially Yoda kicks ass.

Geek Fantasies

"Mint condition" :D

Some of us grandma's...

Funniest S*P in ages. :D

Vegetable Wars

Brilliant Star Wars spoof.

"Aren't you a bit big for an egg?"

I'm sorry i'm late...

My hotel crashed. Sounds like a PA comic, but it ain't!

How lightsabres work

Never thought of using them to reheat coffee, brilliant!

X-Wing

Only 85K and it can travel at lightspeed, destroy space stations and flap with it's wings.

The art of ownage - by Kitta

I'm gonna try that next time one of those morons ring me. :D