How to kill yourself like a man.

The Cadbury surprise is best.

Quick Eye Test (NSFW)

Not entirely safe for work, but totally hilarious.

Hitler is a 9.1

According to people who vote on HotOrNot (before the pic was pulled).

On another note, Adolf looks alot like T-1000 without his mustache. Coïncidence? I think not!

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last couple of years...

You'll know what this is about. ^_^

Lack a girlfriend with a lap?

Well than there's great news for you, you can just buy a lap now. It even has legs, a small bit of belly, a tight skirt and...panties...